I misread that as "bacon" at first. Gack.
http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2010/05/floorcut2.jpg looks like a PSD file. Save As error?
I think reading all your contractor horror stories back in the day scared me off buying a house for a few extra years.
I like the idea of the Don't Stand There light.
HAAAAAAAHAHAHA!! OMG, years and years later and I'm only now finding out I have been a constant and oblivious victim of the "Don't F'ng Stand Here" Light.
Oh man, that is awesome...
I cannot tell you how many times I've stood right there, looked around and said, "Damn... Where the hell is this light pointing??"
Oh, I am having the good laugh at me right now... :D