Canadians to Install Promotional Zip-Line Along Embarcadero
In what could very well be the most exhilarating to happen to San Francisco since the Presidio trampoline park, a bushel of Canadians are setting up a 600-footer in Peewee Herman Plaza this month. Our friends to the north -- like us, only hoped up on Aero bars and prescription-free codeine -- are installing the high ride to get locals interested in vacationing in Canada.
Isn't this more likely to interest other people in vacationing in San Francisco?
Are they going to try to shut this down because it interferes with some idiot's wedding?
Wait a minute... Pee-Wee Herman Plaza??? Are you kidding me?
I have GOT to get to San Francisco.