22 Responses:

1. fightingwords says:

   9 years ago at 1:46 pm

   I hate you, Jamie.

   • flipping_hades says:

     9 years ago at 1:53 pm

     THIS.

2. bdu says:

   9 years ago at 1:55 pm

   What has been seen cannot be unseen.

   • xenogram says:

     9 years ago at 4:42 pm

     "My eyes!" etc.

     Now I must repost this so that all the pole-dancers I know can see it.

3. vicious_wench says:

   9 years ago at 2:02 pm

   snort

4. logic_lj says:

   9 years ago at 2:05 pm

   WHAT. THE. FUCK.

5. qtrnevermore says:

   9 years ago at 2:12 pm

   I see this as either two tings:
   James Cameron indulging in his fantasy

   or poor A.I. design game and it's walked into a pole.

   • jwz says:

     9 years ago at 2:21 pm

     Or maybe the AI is so good that the dinosaur finally realized what was missing from its life.

6. caprine says:

   9 years ago at 3:17 pm

   The wrong, it burns.

7. artlung says:

   9 years ago at 3:56 pm

   This proof of concept will reboot the Jurassic Park movie franchise.

   • kowh says:

     9 years ago at 4:12 pm

     What, as Jurassic Showgirls?

     • rmjwell says:

       9 years ago at 7:09 pm

       I was doing fine until I tried to picture Gina Gershon as a velciraptor. Damn you... DAMN YOU!!!!!

     • lafinjack says:

       9 years ago at 7:24 pm

       They can work on that as soon as they finish Showgirls 2.

       • kowh says:

         9 years ago at 10:13 pm

         Wow, that website is almost as horrible as the content. It's like 2002 all over again, back before Flash videos had discovered things like "buffering", "interface" or even "caching".

     • artlung says:

       9 years ago at 12:44 pm

       I'm looking forward to how they include "It's a unix system -- I know this!!!"

8. mschaos says:

   9 years ago at 4:21 pm

   oh man - this makes my brain itch

   • erg says:

     9 years ago at 12:37 am

     Looks to me like an inner thigh itch.

9. vordark says:

   9 years ago at 4:44 pm

   I'd hit that.

   • uke says:

     9 years ago at 9:49 am

     NO BLOWJOBS

10. intoner says:

    9 years ago at 5:03 pm

    uh...

11. mysterc says:

    9 years ago at 6:35 pm

    The stress finally got the best of him and he snapped.

12. lafinjack says:

    9 years ago at 7:16 pm

    Clever girl.