Can't get rid of your memories? Call Death Bear. Death Bear assured them that their belongings were safe in his cave, somewhere in the northeastern section of Central Park. "It absorbs things like a black hole. Maybe one day I'll figure out how the cave works," he said as he placed the items into a black canvas backpack.
Update: Death Bear got pwned by his ex!
Death Bear's not as scary as his ex, who gave him some fecal pube art when he showed up.
OH. MY. GOD.
DETHBAR got performance-art pwned. Holy crap.