Sperging out at Bootie

One of the best DNA missed connections I've seen in a while:

I just wanted to apologize... - m4m - 27 (DNA Lounge)

Date: 2010-02-14, 1:23PM PST

We were dancing together at Bootie last night in the DNA Lounge. I can be socially awkward sometimes but this night was particularly bad. The first time we danced I reached up and took your drink away from you for no reason at all. You looked at me strangely and then took your drink back. Maybe you thought I was going to spike it with roofies? I don't know why I did that.

You stopped dancing with me after that but came back later. This time things were going ok until I put my hands on your waist and felt the elastic strap of the thong you must have been wearing. I asked, "What kind of underwear is that?" and you then looked very displeased. You quickly moved back to your friends and our night was over.

I just wanted to apologize.

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7 Responses:

  1. elevatordown says:

    Who says romance is dead? Happy Valentine's Day everybody!

  2. sivart13 says:

    Well, it sounds like he did better than I usually do. Party on, spergey.

  3. youngwilliam says:

    Scarily, I could see myself doing both of these things.

    The first, it'd be trying to be nice and offering to set their drink aside so it doesn't end up spilled.

    The second, if it seemed the most innocent article of clothing to comment upon.

  4. neutopian says:

    We are very displeased.