It's been a while; time to shed some followers.
Does that trick ever work?
I'm wondering how often it works backwards.
So, do they make out and ten simultaneous hand jobs happen, or what?
That's only the handjobs that you can see. There are thousand other transdimensional handjobs occupying the same space.
There's either zero handjobs, one handjob or an infinite number of handjobs. That's just basic math.
Transfinite glory hole.
I need these drugs, please.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Those credits made me realize that <blink> didn't go far enough.
why isn't she also lactating. has japan taught us nothing? im disappointing in the quality of shocksmug these days.
I'm kind of shocked at the lack of shitting dick-nipples.
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
Wow. Linked from twitter. Managed to completely slay me. Glad I wasn't at work. =D
but who's the artist?
If I knew, I'd have linked it...
I was going to do a couple of image searches for "naked old woman with lots of penises" for you, but I'll have a hard time explaining that being in my browser history.
"No honey, look, stop shouting. There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for that."
No, that doesn't take some explaining. I caught up with an old mate at a conference, and he was explaining that he's had to have a Serious Talk with his 8 year old daughter about why, no matter how curious she is about the differences between boys and girls, Googling "8 year old boy penises" is always a mistake.
Ha! One more thing to look forward to in a few years time then.
Ah, yes. Sorry. Thanks for the image though, cracking nice art, if a bit peculiar.
Tineye.com reveals only a Russian celebrating having the 50th comment.
I just thought it was an old woman until I scrolled down.
The only thing that would make it worse is if one of the penises had the head of Rick Astley on it.
...wearing a turtleneck.
I've been dickrolled.
Yeah, same here.
"Huh, nude portrait, okay, sort of impressionist, nice shading on the shoulder there, love the expression, and OH JESUS GOD WHAT THE FUCK"
That's what Rush Limbaugh looks like under his meat-costume.
Morning wood can be awkward.
"Time to shed some followers."
Now animate it jiggling and coming, then build a hamsterdance-style tile site to host it.
What would be the musical accompaniment?
tiny tim singing "i'm a little teapot"
I can't help but wonder what sort of keywords one puts in on whatever strange porn sites one browses in order to get this.
Shed some followers? Perhaps. Gain some creepy 4chan-type new users? Definitely.
Only nine dicks? George Washington has thirty goddamn dicks!
I've been on the internet so long that this sort of thing doesn't really have that much of an effect on me anymore.
Wow.Yes that is hilarious, and anyone offended by it= fail, but....it's just lucky I wasn't in the library at school. I mean sure, you put it on your journal at 5:30, but still.
Pics or it didn't happen.
There's an Harlan Ellison story in there somewhere.
Not so much in there as pulled out the other side.
The reveal as I scrolled on my screen (@ 1440x900) was fantastic. Definitely made me jump back a bit in surprise.
and also gain some followers
LOL. Another machine's operations hogging my pipe ensured that the image loaded in this one's browser from the top down oh so gradually. The drama...
Wow. just... wow.
Very nice try, but you won't get rid of me that easily!
I'm tempted to send this to my friend in Arizona. He's a /b/tard, so he might get a kick out of it. On the other hand, (a) this probably came from /b/ in the first place, and (b) no doubt he's seen much more twisted stuff there.
That's a really interesting story.
You have to speak in his language. These primitive folk speak only in image macros. Here, I've translated for you:
I actually lolled.
So this is your way of telling us to go choke on a bucket of cocks?
The fact that this did not surprise, shock, or disturb me on any level what-so-ever is proof positive that I spent way too much time in art school.
Don't ever change, jwz.
Once you get over the shock of the eighty thousand penises, I think the handling of the paint is pretty masterful. Wish I had the name of the artist.
You know, it's the viscous, milky background of this picture that I find most disturbing.
somehow she reminds me of this one:
not exactly this one, the one i've seen in the museum once. with dicksbarrels sticking out at 360 degrees.
9 for mortal men, doomed to die.