Just look at this dapper motherfucker.
Does he control the weather?
Hell yes he does.
Russian scientists are reporting to Prime Minister Putin today that the high-energy beam fired into the upper heavens from the United States High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) radar facility in Ramfjordmoen, Norway this past month has resulted in a "catastrophic puncturing" of our Plant's thermosphere thus allowing into the troposphere an "unimpeded thermal inversion" of the exosphere, which is the outermost layer of Earth's atmosphere.
To the West's firing of this `quantum' high-energy beam we had previously reported on in our December 10, 2009 report titled "Attack On Gods `Heaven' Lights Up Norwegian Sky".
To how catastrophic for our Planet this massive thermal inversion has been Anthony Nunan, an assistant general manager for risk management at Mitsubishi Corporation in Tokyo, is reporting today that the entire Northern Hemisphere is in winter chaos, with the greatest danger from this unprecedented Global event being the destruction of billions of dollars worth of crops in a World already nearing the end of its ability to feed its self. [...]
To the long-term consequences of this thermal inversion caused by the West, these reports further warn that by the puncturing of our atmosphere by the HHARP radars our Planet has, also, been "needlessly exposed" to the growing threat posed to us by the giant mysterious object currently approaching us (named by NASA as G1.9) which we had previously reported on in our January 3rd report titled "Russia Prepares For Asteroid Strike As New Comet Nears Sun", and which has been blamed for the rapid shifting of our Earth's North Pole that was first documented in 2005.
But to the most critical aspect of these events it surely lies with the Western World's continued arrogance in regards to experimenting on both our Planets natural species and human beings, and though who may think that they are `gods', are continuing to give evidence that they are acting more like devils.
Trying to find the referenced article, "Attack On Gods `Heaven' Lights Up Norwegian Sky", I stumbled across this candidate for really-bad-attitude.
I'm not sure what that editorial is trying to say. I think he has a strong feeling that he can't really get out.
Even better, note the index "7006" in the slug. Does this mean that there have been 7,005 previous articles with the same title?
It's good to know that the writing staff at the Weekly World News were able to find employment after their old paper folded.
From the "About Us" page:
"Pakistan Daily also has an open submission policy in which users can register and post their articles whenever they wish."
So it's kinda like Newsvine, and we all know what that place is like.
is reporting today that the entire Northern Hemisphere is in winter chaos,
Here in Minnesota, that's business as usual. We just put on a sweater, gas up the snowblower, and fucking deal with it.
Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure my fellow Brits have a maximum six-month memory for weather conditions. Brace for complains about this strange hot spell that's never happened before.