That sign could only be improved by adding fire... is there a permit for flame-shooting signs?
It may not surprise you to learn that we looked into that.
When the Big One finally hits in the next couple of days, and San Francisco slides into the Pacific Ocean, we'll know which particular gypsy curse is responsible. You fool! You've doomed usthem all!
jwz is responsible for the forthcoming big wet.
Aren't you a little worried that this will confuse your regular customers? Not to mention your employees?
We'll all be milling about in the street."Where's the front door?""That can't possibly be it - the sign must be meant to trick us. Everyone knows DNA Lounge is constitutionally barred from having a sign.""But my iPhone says it's right here!""Clearly jwz has hacked Skynet's map program."
That is a sweet sign, but I fear for you. Not only is there a sign-specific curse, but it's been proven already that you can't have nice things.
Assuming your theory of the universe tending toward maximum irony is true, my money is on Bad Things happening to the sign before you're even open again.
Still, that's really sweet.
I think Vegas bookies will agree with me that the odds of the DNA reopening at all have gotten substantially worse as a result of the sign going up.
This good news confuses and frightens me.
I _just_ noticed the goatse.cx reference in the temporary sign. Well done, sir, well done.
I wasn't the first to notice. It adds a nice touch, really.