Male bedbugs will schtup anything, and when they do, their stabby little penises can do great damage to one another. Female bedbugs have some "down there" armor that absorbs the punishing blows of the bedbug's love-spear, but males lack this protection. A pheromone discovered by a Swedish researcher can cause male bedbugs to kill each other with their penises through uncontrolled shagging.
Today in Bug Sodomy news
Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other to death with their penises
Tags: mad science, mutants, parts, perversions
Good thing bedbugs don't attend the 8th grade.
Lol please let no southern baptist get a hold of this article...
Now THAT'S something to sell in those pranking catalogs.
I am now waiting for the CSI episode where an entomologist applies a generous dose of these pheromones to a victim's carotid artery.