8 Responses:

1. morbid_curious says:

   13 years ago at 1:12 pm

   Okay, they've got my attention.

2. humble_fool says:

   13 years ago at 2:41 pm

   Someone's been messing with the natural order of things again, haven't they?

3. spoonyfork says:

   13 years ago at 2:49 pm

   Seems fake - I've never seen a dude with trustafarian dreads work or even run.

   • ritcey says:

     13 years ago at 8:15 pm

     fantastic. This comment made my night.

4. lordshell says:

   13 years ago at 5:22 pm

   Either malevolent oil or Cthulhu needs a bath.

   • lionsphil says:

     13 years ago at 5:46 pm

     You bury a large biomass like a Great Old One under the ocean floor for millennia, whaddya expect it to turn into?

     This also sets the scene for squidface to ravage the world whilst on fire, which is estimated to be a least 36% more awesome.

5. pavel_lishin says:

   13 years ago at 7:35 am

   Am I the only one who wanted to yell, "Dig UP, stupid!" when he broke out of his bathysphere thing and started swimming forward?

6. mcity says:

   13 years ago at 11:06 pm

   I get it. It's a metaphor for America's dependence on foreign oil, and it's need to seek other, ecologically viable energy sources.

   Right?

   Right?