Okay, they've got my attention.
Someone's been messing with the natural order of things again, haven't they?
Seems fake - I've never seen a dude with trustafarian dreads work or even run.
fantastic. This comment made my night.
Either malevolent oil or Cthulhu needs a bath.
You bury a large biomass like a Great Old One under the ocean floor for millennia, whaddya expect it to turn into?
This also sets the scene for squidface to ravage the world whilst on fire, which is estimated to be a least 36% more awesome.
Am I the only one who wanted to yell, "Dig UP, stupid!" when he broke out of his bathysphere thing and started swimming forward?
I get it. It's a metaphor for America's dependence on foreign oil, and it's need to seek other, ecologically viable energy sources.