Pro Tip: The drinks with chartreuse cost just as much as the drinks with, say, rum. Pro Tip #2: Re: Pro Tip (above) The DNA bouncers are *not* gentle with sleeping drunks.
jwz's drinks are certainly not the most expensive around here, but it's definitely not a place to just go out drinking. It's not that kind of business.
How'd you know thats where my computer was...are you spying on me?!? In my local area there are plenty of bars where the general cocktail is $3-$4 at most and the "specials" are just as cheep if not more so. Although I also make a point to steer clear of hipster bars and big clubs in favor of smaller friendlier places.
Plus if you're at some dive bar there are no security, floor people, or managers to pay. Or cleaning staff, but I guess that doesn't matter if you are so trashed on $3 cocktails that you don't see how nasty it is.
"Special" doesn't necessarily mean "look it's cheap!" "Special" could just mean "look something we don't normally make and want you know we don't normally make it so you try it!"
All through Halloween I was carrying a large glass bottle conspicuously labelled "Horse Pop" (and filled with a slightly misty yellow liquid, which incidentally was delicious), but nobody recognised the meme.
I must admit that owning a bar gives you license to take this one step further.
I'm a little dissapointed......
cause they should have called it "sweet lemonade".
Agreed.
It tastes just like raisins.
Presumably they salt the rims of the glasses with something that tastes just like raisins?
As long as you don't show them where it's made.
But if I drink enough of it, will it show me the universe and all of the other places, too?
I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.
Shut up woman, get on my horse.
I first read that as "Horse Poop". Which actually wouldn't have been really unusual to see mentioned in your journal...
Ahhh SF, where a $7 drink is a special.
What's a beer cost there? They can't sell real horse piss for less than stuff that only tastes like horse piss.
That's not SF, that's just the DNA.
Pro Tip: The drinks with chartreuse cost just as much as the drinks with, say, rum.
Pro Tip #2: Re: Pro Tip (above) The DNA bouncers are *not* gentle with sleeping drunks.
jwz's drinks are certainly not the most expensive around here, but it's definitely not a place to just go out drinking. It's not that kind of business.
Look at that. That is amazing.
I'm afraid to ask about winky-tugging.
I think I could purchase all of those ingredients separately and have a cheaper drink than that
Funny that. It's almost as if labour had a non-negative cost.
Congratulations, you have discovered the secret flaw in the bar/nightclub business model!
You'll find your prize in your mom's basement, alone.
How'd you know thats where my computer was...are you spying on me?!? In my local area there are plenty of bars where the general cocktail is $3-$4 at most and the "specials" are just as cheep if not more so. Although I also make a point to steer clear of hipster bars and big clubs in favor of smaller friendlier places.
Yum, the sweet taste of not living in San Francisco.
By the way, what's the minimum wage where you live......?
just recently got upped to $7.25, what is it in SF?
It's $9.79 an hour.
Plus if you're at some dive bar there are no security, floor people, or managers to pay. Or cleaning staff, but I guess that doesn't matter if you are so trashed on $3 cocktails that you don't see how nasty it is.
SO I guess you pay for what you get.
Who needs a clean bathroom when you'v got so many lovely corners to piss in?
(terribly late) Who needs all that? I mean seriously this is as good as it gets!
man... just noticed FREAKIN MYSPACE PAGE
"Special" doesn't necessarily mean "look it's cheap!" "Special" could just mean "look something we don't normally make and want you know we don't normally make it so you try it!"
You'll find your prize in your mom's basement, alone.
I'm pretty sure that's my quote of the day. The versatility alone is staggering.
Sweet Lemonade. Sweet, sweet lemonade.
I'm going to get your not going to tell us where you go it?
based on the green and black and the little helixes in the corners of the sign, I would guess this was at DNA lounge.
No. That is not where the sweet lemonade comes from, just where it is served.
ah, I see the distinction.
All through Halloween I was carrying a large glass bottle conspicuously labelled "Horse Pop" (and filled with a slightly misty yellow liquid, which incidentally was delicious), but nobody recognised the meme.
I must admit that owning a bar gives you license to take this one step further.
Yes, a California ABC license to sell it to people! ; )
Next there will be spam advertising 10% off horse pop if you sing the song to the barkeep.
Back in January, one of the DNA bartenders did an excellent job improvising a Russian Nuclear Lighthouse Dead Zone.
I don't remember much, but I'm told it was green. Probably best only consumed one per visit.
Have you shown this to Weebl? He might appreciate the homage.
This post needs an additional tag. That tag: WE GET IT, BOOZE IS CHEAPER IN KENTUCKY.
You. Win. Thank you.
Also, OMG I love your icon.