The part of the ABC bureaucracy will be played by a herd of hippos.

This is kind of what my year has been like:

Clearly this should be a Demotivators-style poster.
Caption suggestions?

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41 Responses:

  1. mackys says:

    We don't like your kind around here.

  2. technonick says:

    -Just because you're at the top of a food chain, doesn't mean you'll win.

    -Vegetarian: But can still kill you, Carnivore

    -Vegetarian != Meal

    -Vegetarian != Weak

  3. diggets says:

    1) Even fat fucks can be dangerous if there's enough of you.

    2) Have friends? Don't bother dieting.

  4. black_chair says:

    Sometimes it doesn't matter if you're smarter and faster.

  5. lafinjack says:

    Not always that great.

  6. cryptomail says:

    Title: ABC
    Subtitle: Lewd and lascivious crocodile behavior will not be tolerated.

  7. lionsphil says:

    Saw this in a newspaper today. Looking at that again, though, I see Aliens. It's not a good vision.

    (I particularly like Cracked's piece on hippos.)

    Anyway, +1 to INDIVIDUALITY.

  8. hairyears says:

    Life's a croc.

    It' MY handbag, you B**ch!

  9. cacepi says:

    You'll be dragged down to our level, whether you like it or not.

  10. intortus says:

    Sometimes you eat the hippo, and sometimes, well, he eats you.

  11. Dennis says:

    How was your day, dear?

    I was up to my ass in hippos!

    See also:

  12. bdu says:

    Alien Reboot: Not what you though it would be.

  13. edouardp says:

    May I take this opportunity to say that I was always annoyed by the Jurassic Park films where the tiny little humans would come across a herd of huge grazing dinosaurs, and someone would say "it's OK, they're herbivores, they won't hurt you", and then the cutesy kid would pat one of them on the head, and it would act half-way between a cow and a kitten.

    Now when I shout "Hippos people! Hippos!", someone might understand what I'm talking about.

    I am Jack's complete lack of inspiration:

    Sometimes there's a reason the others don't shoot for impossible goals.

    What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Until the day your luck runs out.

    The individual is a heroic being, who has no need for the rules of the masses. Only it's best to never actually test that theory.

  14. nosrialleon says:

    You Will Have None Of It.

  15. edouardp says:

    Oh, and I was just reminded of the fantastic Stephen Colbert/Stone Phillips "Gravitas Off":

    "Suddenly, and without warning, it became a real life game of hungry, hungry hippos".

    ( at about 5:40)

  16. cetan says:

    This is what happens when you don't welcome your new hippo overlords.

  17. kencf0618 says:

    Mass: Quantity has a quality all its own.

    Heuristics: The best is the enemy of the good.

    Paradox: Even outliers have bad days.

    Flare: Out, out, brief candle...

    Sociopaths: Succumb to plodding diligence.

  18. krowface says:

    already did this on my lj.

  19. 205guy says:

    In keeping with the theme, I submit:

    Bureaucracy - Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

    PS how will this help your case?