"Count Cockula. Featuring the exclusve vampire fang inner canal texture".

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13 Responses:

  1. remonstrare says:

    I don't care if it's meant to be Dracula's mouth, it's still vagina dentata to me.

  2. tjic says:

    I should be horrified...but your post of 15-May-2006 has forever raised the bar / desensitized me.

  3. killbox says:

    My friends suggested it should come with red lube.

  4. giles says:

    Somewhere in Japan, someone updates their journal:

    "Dear American People,"

  5. buz says:


  6. sparklydevil says:

    do they have a garlic cockring as well?

    (and is it made in gilroy?)

  7. scottreyns says:

    "when bites meets blows"...

  8. mcity says:

    What's it called when you think a trend has gone too far, and you find something that's beyond too far?

  9. luserspaz says:

    There's also a version for weirdos who are not gay: