I don't care if it's meant to be Dracula's mouth, it's still vagina dentata to me.
Damnit. Now I've got that song back in my head again.
I should be horrified...but your post of 15-May-2006 has forever raised the bar / desensitized me.
My friends suggested it should come with red lube.
Somewhere in Japan, someone updates their journal:
"Dear American People,"
THAT BEER TRIED TO BITE ME!!!
do they have a garlic cockring as well?
(and is it made in gilroy?)
"when bites meets blows"...
What's it called when you think a trend has gone too far, and you find something that's beyond too far?
yea I hear ya
There's also a version for weirdos who are not gay:http://www.fleshlight.com/sex-in-a-can/succu-dry/