13 Responses:

1. remonstrare says:

   11 years ago at 2:22 am

   I don't care if it's meant to be Dracula's mouth, it's still vagina dentata to me.

   • morbid_curious says:

     11 years ago at 6:12 am

     Damnit. Now I've got that song back in my head again.

2. tjic says:

   11 years ago at 4:15 am

   I should be horrified...but your post of 15-May-2006 has forever raised the bar / desensitized me.

3. killbox says:

   11 years ago at 6:05 am

   My friends suggested it should come with red lube.

   • bdu says:

     11 years ago at 11:26 am

     This.

     Also: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/

4. giles says:

   11 years ago at 7:07 am

   Somewhere in Japan, someone updates their journal:

   "Dear American People,"

5. buz says:

   11 years ago at 12:38 pm

   THAT BEER TRIED TO BITE ME!!!

6. sparklydevil says:

   11 years ago at 2:26 pm

   do they have a garlic cockring as well?

   (and is it made in gilroy?)

7. scottreyns says:

   11 years ago at 5:34 pm

   "when bites meets blows"...

8. mcity says:

   11 years ago at 6:43 pm

   What's it called when you think a trend has gone too far, and you find something that's beyond too far?

   • jwz says:

     11 years ago at 6:44 pm

     INTERNET!

     • waterandhealth says:

       11 years ago at 11:06 am

       yea I hear ya

9. luserspaz says:

   11 years ago at 11:38 am

   There's also a version for weirdos who are not gay:
   http://www.fleshlight.com/sex-in-a-can/succu-dry/