DNA Lounge: Wherein the new Halloween poster is here!

That does, in fact, appear to be a fembot... hugging a robotic puffin... that has machetes for wings. What does it mean? It means THIS POSTER IS AWESOME is what it means!
And it can be yours for a measly ten bucks.
Also, we just added a new show to the calendar: BrokeNCYDE! I mention this show in particular because they are hilarious:
Seriously, I've been making fun of this video for more than a year. This band is what you would have if Psyclon Nine shopped at American Apparel and used a whole lot of autotune. I kinda can't wait to see this show.
Suck it, Astrology.
Here are the grouped match percentages for a random pool of 500,000 users. Astrological sign has no effect whatsoever on how compatible two people are.
We're showing you this table, as dull as it is, because the uniformity neatly illustrates how beefy our data set is. There are 144 pools considered above, and they all match the mean plus or minus 0.5%.