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Eliza: You're in your apartment, walking to the kitchen to get a snack, when all of a sudden you look down...
Optical: What one?
Eliza: What?
Optical: What snack?
Eliza: It doesn't make any difference what snack, it's completely hypothetical.
Optical: But, how come I'm hungry?
Eliza: Maybe you just got up. Maybe you want to eat by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a Boston terrier puppy, Optical. It's walking toward you...
Optical: Boston terrier? What's that?
Eliza: You know what a French bulldog is?
Optical: Of course!
Eliza: Same thing.
Optical: I've never seen a French bulldog... But I understand what you mean.
Eliza: You reach down and you flip the puppy over on its back, Optical.
Optical: Do you make up these questions, Mr. Gauger? Or do they write `em down for you?
Eliza: The puppy wobbles on its back, its belly chilling in the AC, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Optical: What do you mean, I'm not helping?
Eliza: I mean: you're not helping! Why is that, Optical?
Eliza: They're just questions, Optical. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Shall we continue?
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19 Responses:

  1. ladyriv says:

    *dies of cute and iz ded*

  2. wyndebreaker says:

    My litter? Let me tell you about my litter.

  3. catullus_5 says:

    I want to register VoightKampffTube.com.

  4. dasht says:

    overbred, too-soon-weened puppy lands on its back like a cock-roach and might die.

    What to do, what to do. A genuine dilemma.

    -t

  5. jered says:

    This is why I restrain myself from posting excessively about my adorable social parasite.

  6. flipzagging says:

    You just had to make this video about a dystopian future somehow? Couldn't you be, like, "OMG PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY" for once?

  7. jng27 says:

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Defense fighters on fire off the shoulder of Andromeda. I watched A-beams glitter in the dark near the Lohengrin gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

  8. moof says:

    And to fulfill even more stereotypes - the video is Japanese.

  9. gwynjudd says:

    Queen to bishop 6, check

  10. artistbyday says:

    Do Android Dogs Dream of Electric Bones?
    (This post and resulting comments are hilarious!)

  11. baconmonkey says:

    replace boston terrier with Junkie trying to buy beer
    replace apartment with convenience store