Oh hai! Thanks for the group-joiny include!
Please add Fred Armendariz, Sophie Wong, and Tina Frank all c/o email@example.com to the email action list.
...and Matt Botting
So how does the fact that California has gone USSR affect your problem? Will the ABC stop nagging? Hopefully they're all out of a job now...
I think a more entertaining look at this would be to create an abc.ca.gov parody website where the mission is changed to brag all about how the abc ensures places of business serve enough mexican food at decent hours (lunch - 8pm) and keeps people in check by making sure they don't dance too closely together. Remove all mentions of alcohol from the website... since you know... it seems they don't care about that anymore.