Today on Sick Sad World: Squirting Dragon Dildos.

14 years ago

Tags: furries, perversions

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17 Responses:

1. mc_kingfish says:

   14 years ago at 4:51 pm

   Mine is +4 and made of _mithril_.

2. sparklydevil says:

   14 years ago at 5:19 pm

   i wrote a story on these folks a while ago:

   http://zetacreations.com/gel.html

   the marine ones are the best!

3. eevee says:

   14 years ago at 5:24 pm

   The next best thing to an actual squirting dragon, obviously.

4. baconmonkey says:

   14 years ago at 5:41 pm

   and people say you're hard to shop for...

   • discogravy says:

     14 years ago at 7:10 pm

     there really should be a "gift ideas" tag

5. heresiarch says:

   14 years ago at 6:22 pm

   ew ew ew ew ew. note to self: never click on links from jwz. ever. i knew there would be furries on that website somewhere. and i never want to see dripping anthropomorphic dragon cock again! the toys might be nice enough, but ewwww.

6. qtrnevermore says:

   14 years ago at 7:40 pm

   ...my friend who made the steam-vibe will find this amusing.
   The art of dildo apparently has no limits, but where is the tentacle monster?

   • kengr says:

     14 years ago at 8:59 pm

     http://www.zoofur.com/tent.html

   • fayanora says:

     14 years ago at 9:01 pm

     http://www.zoofur.com/tent.html

   • freiheit says:

     14 years ago at 10:57 pm

     Also: http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/nonreal_dildos.html#t-wsr-2338

7. maramala says:

   14 years ago at 1:09 am

   ZOMG

   • neko_special says:

     14 years ago at 12:56 pm

     I see no video clip. Yours or anyone else's. Thank goodness.

8. ammonoid says:

   14 years ago at 3:20 am

   Well if I ever wanted a model of an orca penis I know where to go.

9. gryazi says:

   14 years ago at 4:22 am

   Don't knock 'em 'til you've tried 'em.

   In particular, the ZetaToys tiger is great for boys, from a functional-ergonomic perspective. Hopefully they'll bring it back in silicone.

10. primordial1 says:

    14 years ago at 7:11 am

    I'm just looking at all those ridges and curves on 'the breeder' thinking that would be a great toy.

11. spoonyfork says:

    14 years ago at 10:25 am

    I'm thinking a row of dolphin would be great for a coat rack.

12. pir_anha says:

    14 years ago at 11:21 pm

    whoa, baby. that's some fine use of 3D printing. i mean, minus the actual lecherous cartoon dragons -- but the toys are very cool.