I understand that this is also what it sounds like when doves cry.
Turtle Rape Shoe
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Dig if you will the picture
Of shoe and I engaged in a kiss
WIN.
Thats a new way to look at shoe fetishes.
You see, I'd give this one the furry tag. ;)
"Furry turtle" sounds like a genital euphemism.
I'm imagining a diminutive hirsute uncircumcised man.
Oh dear, I'm imagining a diminutive hirsute uncircumcised man.
Glad to know your type :B
Can a nonhuman animal be a furry? Do the usual rules about non-fur bearing furies being referred to as, in this case, scalies, apply? This video reminds me of the opening of Stephen Colbert's Doom Bunker.
Right on cue, today's Two Lumps makes this joke.
Although this tortoise is more of a shoe fetishist. And if we're going to generate terms for every animal based on what it tries to hump, dogs are probably going to cause a global adjective overload.
you know, i never wondered what it would sound like if care bears had sex, and thanks to this, now i know.
I could feel the same way about certain Fluevogs, but some beat-up old Adidas? REALLY! Have some TASTE!
This is so bizarre and cute.
It's got a very "I think I can, I THINK I can!" kind of feel to it.
Go, little turtle go!
If I owned that turtle, I would reaname him Dignity.
I like turtles
Did the turtle move for you, too?
I did not know that shoebone replaced the 6bone.
Cute video. Poor guy is trying to bite the shoe laces for some reason.
That's because he would be nipping at the female turtle's neck if that were a turtle and not a shoe.
You know, and then he just walks off and leaves her when he's done. How rude. I mean, the shoe has feelings too.
No, wait...
Oh, I should apologize...I got here from my friend Ashbet's LJ and forgot that I was on someone else's journal. Er, hello.
Me and my Adidas do the illest things.
ADIDAS
I didn't know they sounded like that. I always imagined that they sounded more deep-voiced and slow, like Eeyore.
It really does sound more like a cartoon than I would think. Or maybe cartoon turtles sound less like real life than I would think. Either way, this video has destroyed my childhood love of Ninja Turtles with its blatant turtle wang.
I had the same thoughts. I will never look back upon my Donatello action figure in the same way.
It's a question of scale. If you hang around the petting zoo long enough you too can discover that the big turtles do sound like that.
Yes but do we have shoes that are big enough?
That's why they don't allow clowns at the zoo.
Supplemental:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pyorz7iIwA
Now that's more like it!
For some reason I feel really bad for the tortoise.
I can't figure out why.
I think it's the air of desperation to the poor little bastard. Especially the ehnh! sounds it's making. I thought it was pretty funny at first, but the longer I watch, the sadder it gets.
The shoe costs five times as much as the turtle; it's the shoe that's slumming.
I too feel for the sad, lonely creature. There needs to be Call Girl-Turtles for the solitary soul.
As do I. Poor little guy. Maybe its the laughter of the owner.
Clearly this needs to be re-dubbed with that stupid Korn "ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex" song
this is also acceptable.
Well played, sir!
the turtle lives twixt plated decks
which practically conceal its sex
I think it clever of the turtle
in such a fix to be so fertile
- ogden nash