How is gum on the sidewalk even remotely your bailiwick?
He's lucky the ABC doesn't come right over and cane him personally.
You beat me to it.
Already Been Chewed. . . it is another form of ABC. . .
Prepare to have brain broken. I actually was on Clement recently, and saw a lot of furious scrubbing.
The Department of Public Works actually has a name for this program. They call it an eco-blitz.
How much is a citation for gum on the sidewalk?
The surreality of this situation is beginning to appeal to me. Deep down, I hope the eco-blitz DPW vehicle which drives around looking for gum has a huge internal combustion engine.
Are they going to fine you for bums sleeping in your doorway next?
Probably for not cleaning up the bums' expelled fluids, first. I expect fines over their sleeping accommodations will follow the presumption that DNA is charging rent for the space but failing to pay sufficient business income tax on it.