A Clawful of Boobs

Please cut your nails, cold unfeeling robot arm.
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20 Responses:

  1. ammutbite says:

    You must be 18+ to play :)

  2. sir_bissel says:

    I don't understand the name... What does Pearl Harbor have to do with boobs?

  3. grublett says:

    totally horribly awesome

  4. mcity says:

    These things are a rip. The claws are made in such a way that it's remarkably difficult to actually get anything without practice. Sometimes it's pretty much impossible.

    I'm not sure why anyone would wast their money on them.*

    *That is the joke.

    • nathanrsfba says:

      Those things are a total racket. The claws are so flimsy that they can barely pick anything up no matter what you do. Some are even computer controlled to adjust the grip strength according to a payout percentage, making them nothing more than overglorified slot machines.

      • homodachi says:

        In Japan you're supposed to enthusiastically make one or two attempts within sight of the staff members walking around, then catch their eye and ask them nicely to move the stuff around to make it easier for you. They will always do it, and you can usually "win" a worthless trinket in 3 tries.

        • keimel says:

          As if there would be a staff member within a mile of one of these here. When the kid crawls inside, nobody has a key and they end up cutting em open. (The machine, not the kid although... )

          Things are different there. Of course, in Japan, they have a claw machine full of breasts.


  5. i_e_d says:

    Wow, that thing is tits.

    Seriously, I glanced at that askance without reading the header and went "hrrm wtf a grabber machine full of onions?" then went 'ahhh pervy boob grabbing robot must be japanese.

  6. aris1234 says:

    You can buy these for $6.69 (inc delivery) from Hong Kong here:


    This company is legit - i've spent hundreds of dollars with them, though there is a couple of week delay (sometimes months) before you get your stuff.

  7. defenestr8r says:

    if that wasn't specifically intended for me, it should have been.

  8. unwoman says:

    Hey now, some of us like nails.

  9. wisn says:

    It's the hay and the checkered tablecloth that give it that good ol' country flavor.