Somehow "cocktailery", despite following the standard nounization protocol, is exceedingly dirty.
That's a very lonely looking cocktail.
What you can't tell is that cocktail is big enough to hold one standard-sized burlesque dancer.
Us non-standard dancers are planning to get there first and drink that sucker DOWN. COCKTAIL!!!
I'm sick and that still made me giggle.
[pokes Jim in the giggle spot]
You need a screwdriver HEALTH COCKTAIL!
I don't understand what's going on near the top of the glass. Is it fizzing? Is the glass frosted/iced?
That looks like either a sugared or salted rim to me.
You never call anymore.