oh damnit. I had managed to forget about it, and I just refreshed my friends page before bed...
Can't sleep, vagina'll eat me...
In Soviet Russia...
(*sings*) "Who ya gonna call...?"
You know what's awesome about that?
That's not even an image of the woman with the haunted vagina. If you pay attention, that woman is all ghostly pale, (except the everbleeding vagina) That's a vagina haunter!
...because it's the first time that I've ever been ahead of JWZ on some sort of crazy internet meme.
...by a full eight days!
We've got a copy or two left over at HeavyInk if you really need to add this to your - ahem - collection.
Oh, it's from Tarot. That explains everything.
The whole thing really makes no sense.
That's NOT ectoplasm...
NURSE: What seems to be the problem?
PATIENT: I think (hair flip) my ass is haunted.
See, the dude can't even be clever edgy without ripping off a concept.
What is this? Like the goth version of vagina dentata?
I thought that vagina dentata was the goth version of vagina dentata...
Oh great, now I've got the Vagina Dentata song stuck in my head.
You have spawned the euphemism to be used over MY LIFETIME. I hope you're happy.
This is right up there with:
"Tuna Tugboat" (toot)and"Train of Dumb"
Is it EVER. My lil' TOOTer.
Aye Aye Captain.
I think the Apaches are back.
look! tee-pee in your trunks!
That guy's article was pretty hilarious.
Tarot brings the crack IN FULL FORCE.
It's the idea that she can outrun her own vagina vulva that kills me.