- I have already lost count of the number of times I have heard the word "buttocks".
- We are now discussing the definition of the cleft of the buttocks.
- It's like kafka. Kafka buttocks.
- The phrase "drop trou" has now entered the official record dozens of times.
That's right, I said 064b! I built and approximation of mixtape 064 out of Youtube videos, like I did for mixtape 047. Some entries on 064b have been replaced by other tracks by the same band, and a few are missing, because I couldn't find any videos...
Update, 19-Sep-2009: Youtube seems to have broken something. If the embedded player doesn't work, try
Also, I have some Youtube hate:
Dear Warner Music Group, please die in a fire.
Dear nearly-every-record-label, why do you post all your videos with "embedding disabled"? All that does is make it so that I cannot include your videos in a playlist, and thus cannot promote your artists for you. It also doesn't really work, since I just have to go three pages deep in the search results to find someone else who posted a crappy television rip of it. Instead of your almost-as-crappy rip of it.
Dear teenagers who post still-frame video as a way of sharing the audio: knock that shit off! There are real videos of all of these songs, and you're just cluttering up the damned search results.
Dear Youtube: add some god damned options to your search engine, so I can search for only videos that are embeddable, and/or only videos that are high quality. (Bonus points if there's a checkbox for "videos that contain video"! Omit the ones where the frame rate is less than 1 FPS.)
A checkbox for "leave out the ones where 80% of the audio is clipping" would be cool, too.
There was no mixtape last week because I intended to finish my year-end wrap-up post and then make a mixtape derived from that, but I was late, and I don't have any in the queue right now. Shameful, I know. You should demand a refund. I thought about doing a re-run of an old mixtape to fill the gap, but that seemed lame.
Three disclaimers: This mixtape breaks protocol by being very long (let's call it a C90 plus a bonus C60) because I included one track from each of the albums on my 2008 list. Also, it doesn't necessarily flow very well, since I just put them on in list order. And finally, I made only a token effort to avoid duplicating tracks with previous mixtapes, the main goal being to include one of my favorite tracks from each album.
Make this worth my time, people. Talk about music in the comments.
Update: An approximation of this mixtape now also exists in video form!
In only approximate order of favoriteness, here is my year-end wrap-up. As in previous years, a few of the entries on the following list were released earlier than 2008, but that is when I discovered them, so I'm allowing a little slack (but less slack than in previous years!) In 2008, I acquired roughly the same amount of new music as I did last year, but this year a lot more of it was recently-released: roughly 230 new releases and 100ish old ones.
I think all of these bands have made appearances on the jwz mixtapes this year.
I spent a week trying to write a couple of sentences about each of these telling you why you should listen to them, like I did in each of the last seven years (!!) but you know what? That's a pain in the ass, and I'm not really very good at writing about music. I'm not convinced any of you read this crap anyway. So, instead, here's a list of roughly forty albums that were released roughly last year that you should listen to because I loved them and you trust me.
I feel a little bad about doing it this way, because I know that when I come across someone's un-annotated list of favorite music, even I am less likely to click the links, and I'm a near-pathologically compulsive seeker of new music. But, if you've been listening to my mixtapes, you know what kind of things I like, and you've already heard all of these anyway.
Here, then, is the new.
- Lykke Li - "Youth Novels"
- The Ting Tings - "We Started Nothing"
- Robots in Disguise - "We're In the Music Biz"
- Brazilian Girls - "New York City"
- The Kills - "Midnight Boom"
- Minipop - "A New Hope"
- Los Campesinos! - "Hold On Now, Youngster" & "We Are Beautiful, We Are Doomed"
- Fujiya & Miyagi - "Lightbulbs"
- Say Hi To Your Mom - "The Wishes and the Glitch"
- M83 - "Saturdays = Youth"
- Ladyhawke - "Ladyhawke"
- Jem - "Down to Earth"
- The Dresden Dolls - "No, Virginia" & Amanda Palmer - "Who Killed Amanda Palmer"
- Twinkle - "Le Jouet"
- Tricky - "Knowle West Boy"
- New Young Pony Club - "Fantastic Playroom"
- The Presets - "Apocalypso"
- Ladytron - "Velocifero"
- Kerli - "Love is Dead"
- Stars - "In Our Bedroom After the War"
- Shiny Toy Guns - "Season of Poison"
- Portishead - "Third"
- Love Is All - "A Hundred Things Keep Me Up At Night"
- School of Seven Bells - "Alpinisms"
- Santogold - "Santogold"
- Brassy - "Gettin Wise"
- The Oohlas - "Best Stop Pop"
- Bella - "No One Will Know"
- The Long Blondes - "Couples"
- Be Your Own Pet - "Get Awkward"
- Blood Red Shoes - "Box of Secrets"
- I Heart Hiroshima - "Tuff Teef"
- The Death Set - "Worldwide"
- The Duke Spirit - "Neptune"
- Alina Simone - "Placelessness"
- LCD Soundsystem - "Sound of Silver"
- Duchess Says - "Anthologie des 3 Perchoirs"
- The Dollyrots - "Because I'm Awesome"
- The Ettes - "Look At Life Again Soon"
- Plastic Operator - "Different Places"
A major Indian-German geoengineering expedition set sail this week for the Scotia Sea, flouting a U.N. ban on ocean iron fertilization experiments in hopes of garnering data about whether the process actually does take carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere and sequester it in the deep ocean, a technique that may help reverse global warming.
The LOHAFEX experiment will spread 20-tons of iron sulphate particles over a 115-square-mile section of open ocean north of Antarctica -- that's about 1.7 times the size of Washington, D.C. The initiative has drawn fire from environmental groups who point out that 200 countries agreed to the moratorium until more evidence was available about its efficacy.
"If the LOHAFEX iron dump goes ahead, it will be a clear defiance of the U.N. Convention on Biological Diversity," Jim Thomas of ETC Group, said in a press release.
Cascio said that it's likely that further geoengineering experiments or actual efforts will be made. "This comes as absolutely no surprise to me," he said. "The confluence of desperation as we see climate disruption hit faster than anticipated, inaction on the carbon emission front, and the ease with which geoengineering can be undertaken means that this won't be the last time that a sub-national group tries something like this."
The great northern coast of Russia is inside the Arctic Circle, and the shoreline is hundreds of miles from civilisation almost the whole way along. Lighthouses were required for the coast, because it's a handy passage but it spends a hundred days of the year in near-permanent night. The problems were that they'd be miles from anywhere, and couldn't realistically be supplied or crewed.
So the Russians erected autonomous nuclear-powered lighthouses. Which worked great, until the collapse of the Soviet Union. In fact, they probably would have been fine after that, if people hadn't looted them for copper and anything else that looked like it wasn't nailed down too hard. Including, apparently, reactor shielding. So many of these great polar nuclear lighthouses are now radioactive deadzones.
This concept brought me so much joy, for an hour after reading this, I was in a multi-hour meeting with my lawyer and my lobbyist, and every time someone said something... horrible... I went to my happy place: Soviet Nuclear Lighthouse Dead Zones. For example: "", they might say. "Mmmmm... Soviet Nuclear Lighthouse Dead Zones," I might think. "That's so wonderfully grim-meathooky! Wow! Oh wait, what were you saying?"
It got me through the day. Thanks, Warren.