The most horrifying case of nipple inversion I've ever seen.
Ease of breastfeeding is the least of this woman's health problems. She has no head, for example. And that mini-jack probably isn't sterile enough for long term contact with mucous membranes.
"Zune-crotch" sounds like something our granddaughters will need to visit a gyno immediately about.
Remember the leg lamp from "A Christmas Story"? The one in fishnet stockings? Mount this on a pair of those babies. Rowr, rowr.
I wonder if I can talk my wife into a boob job that will leave her with jet-black breasts with silver nipples?
you, of all people, need this.