Schoolgirls banned from lessons by headmaster for being 'too blonde'
A headteacher has come under fire from parents and pupils after banning two 16-year-olds from school for being 'too blonde'. Raegan Booth, 16, and Aby Western, 15, say they were threatened with expulsion by David Alexander unless they dyed their hair brown.
Everybody's overlooking the simplest explanation...
They're obviously witches.
Do they haunt vaginas?
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE!
"two 16-year-olds"
"Aby Western, 15"
Something doesn't add up here.
It's the Daily Mail. I'm actually surprised they didn't find a paper thin excuse to show the girls in bikinis.
or link it to house prices falling and illegal immigrants.
The bikini thing is more the Sun/Daily Sport. The Daily Heil is more straight-down-the-line xenophobic rabble rousing.
Given that it's the Daily Mail, I would imagine that the subtext is that it's a conspiracy between the Muslims (most of whom have dark hair) and the European Union (who probably ban having blond hair as a racist statement/likely to cause offense). It's political correctness and health and safety gone mad!
Parents were apparently holding out for too much money.
Is the teacher experimenting with artificial intelligence?
Nice. I've got an exam you can sit on RIGHT HERE!
Best use of tags, to my memory.
Did anyone else think of this scene from Fight Club?
http://jwz.livejournal.com/995821.html?thread=18905069#t18905069
I've been waiting for this story to be posted on FARK.com just so I could see all the comments from people saying, "I'd hit it!"
Well, they are in Britian, so one's legal and the other's almost legal.
Well, then, at least we won't get the inevitable pictures of Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC saying, "Why don't you have a seat over there."
KILL EM KILL EM WITH FIRE
You ever get this feeling that David Alexander had a major crush on a blonde chick back when he was a teenager, and she turned him down in the most brutal way possible?
"You're too old, fat man... And you, you are too fucking... *blonde*!"
http://jwz.livejournal.com/995821.html?thread=18901741#t18901741
Well, he IS the "headmaster". This falls squarely within his jurisdiction.
What's unnatural about hydrogen peroxide?
:)
What's the problem? They've already dyed their roots brown.
All the things you said (all the things you said)
running through my head (running through my head)