Marching band on tv on my left. Bagpiper outside the window on my right. Shoot me now.

10 Responses:

  1. rapier1 says:

    Why not shoot them? That way everyone wins!

  2. explodingbat says:

    Throw the TV at the bagpiper.

  3. tanyamazon says:

    I think I saw you on the street shortly after this was posted, as I was heading to my car.. but in my work-induced haze it didn't register for several minutes.


  4. coldacid says:

    What's wrong with bagpipers? They're a great way to annoy!


  5. kfringe says:

    Do you not have a crowbar? I can vouch for the efficacy of a crowbar against bagpipers. Circuit breakers and hurled pint glasses work against almost all televisions.