text messages I sent from court yesterday:

14 years ago
  • I have already lost count of the number of times I have heard the word "buttocks".
  • We are now discussing the definition of the cleft of the buttocks.
  • It's like kafka. Kafka buttocks.
  • The phrase "drop trou" has now entered the official record dozens of times.
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