bring me my hossenfeffer!
Don't believe everything you read.
Everybody Poops Bunnies.
Do I want a rat or a rabbit to appear underneath me as I sit on the toilet?
(goes off to trademark the term "Bunny Bidet")
I used to be scared of snakes coming out of the bowl and biting my dangly bits.
This might be for you: Overcoming Childhood Fears
Is that Butt-Head as a toddler?
I, for one, welcome our new japanese shit eating lepine robotic overlords!
Wrong set of freaky Far Easterners.
That's to say, the cartoon is Chinese, not Japanese.
But it's an understandable mistake -- when you encounter freaky fuzzy-cute kinkiness, you naturally think "Japanese."
What does it say about me that I read that as "Ear Fasteners"?
Well, it's normal for rabbits to eat shit. Generally it's their own, though.
reminds me of a joke i never really got.
"A bear and a rabbit were shitting in the woods, when it started to rain. The bear turns around and asks the rabbit:
"Say, Mr Rabbit, does shit stick to your fur?"
The Rabbit was very proud of his plush white hairy bits, so naturally he replied: "Why, Mr Bear, of course not."
So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with it."?!?!??!?!?if shit does not stick to it why wipe with it! It sounds as useful as wiping with wax-paper!
Of the bear to figure out if there would be long term effects from the abuse.This is really a metaphor for the bailout, with Congress as the bear, and the taxpayers as the bunny.Somewhat subtle, the joke.
In the funny version you didn't hear, the bear asks the rabbit "do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
is that a cecotropic ass-bunny, or the regular, do-not-eat variety?
I believe it's referred to colloquially as a Crap-Rabbit.
that's how I got my last bunny...Is that how babies are made?
I'd be very pleased if I pooped cute bunnies.
I imagine the process of pooping a 4" diameter bunny, regardless of how cute it was, could not be described as pleasant.
I'll say it's weird, everyone knows that rabbits come out of top hats!
Is he shitting out the bunny, or was the bunny there in the first place, consuming his shit?
See, now I can't think of anything but Space Moose vs. Toilet Man.
Now that I've stopped laughing long enough to type this, I have to ask: why didn't Space Moose win? Did Toilet Man kill that poor horse with sarcasm? God, I'm slow this morning. Really, this is why I can read bad and/or surrealist novels with relative impunity. Once I've suspended my disbelief I'm perfectly willing to accept that Toilet Man uses a walkie-talkie, because if you're in a toilet, you'd do the same.
Also, now that I've looked above, I wonder whether one could borrow your "Otto" icon (with credit, of course). Three cheers for Airplane!
Feel free. masem did the actual work though, give him credit.
PS: And don't call me Shirley.
As they say on scans_daily, context is for the weak.
That's just screaming to be turned into a userpic.
I'd also recommend bears shitting prime numbers. But that would be Russian and not Japanese.
So that's how a composting toilet works. I've always wondered.