- Repo Man sequel. I read Waldo's Hawaiian Holiday and it was highly mediocre and forgettable.
- They Live remake. Dear idiot reviewer: the "bubblegum" line did not take place anywhere near the too-long fight scene.
- Chick from Twilight to play Joan Jett.
- Conquest of the Planet of the Apes remake. I tried to watch some of these the other day when some channel was running a marathon, and wow, the originals are so utterly unwatchable it makes me think that maybe the Marky Mark remake wasn't so bad in comparison. I wasn't able to tolerate 5 minutes of any of them.
Also: Dear anyone who thinks that "REBOOT" is the cool new synonym for "REMAKE" -- free cock punches for you.
