* Yes I am aware of the Apr 1 prank.
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Why is there no Unicode character for "i dotted with a heart"? This is an even bigger oversight than there being no coding for the Glyph Formerly Known As.*
hopefully my only ever post about Twilight
avphibes has been sadly absent from the tubes of late, but if you read only one thing today, please read her review of Twilight, the book. I won't spoil for you the part where she fills in the missing sex scenes. Go. Now.
OH OH OH... and the bestest part of all: The reason vampires can't go out in the sun? Because they're sparkly. Yes, sparkly. REALLY. I'm going to extrapolate from this that they also ride unicorns and crap gumdrops. I had to put down the book at that point and crack up.
