* Yes I am aware of the Apr 1 prank.
Why is there no Unicode character for "i dotted with a heart"? This is an even bigger oversight than there being no coding for the Glyph Formerly Known As.*
avphibes has been sadly absent from the tubes of late, but if you read only one thing today, please read her review of Twilight, the book. I won't spoil for you the part where she fills in the missing sex scenes. Go. Now.
OH OH OH... and the bestest part of all: The reason vampires can't go out in the sun? Because they're sparkly. Yes, sparkly. REALLY. I'm going to extrapolate from this that they also ride unicorns and crap gumdrops. I had to put down the book at that point and crack up.
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