So, Steve Yegge went insane and implemented a JavaScript interpreter in Emacs Lisp, and he has some things to say about that. Now, I have to point out that making fun of Emacs Lisp is kind of like kicking a puppy... a puppy who's been dead since 1981. But, at this I lolled:

The best way to compare programming languages is by analogy to cars. Lisp is a whole family of languages, and can be broken down approximately as follows:

  • Scheme is an exotic sports car. Fast. Manual transmission. No radio.
  • Emacs Lisp is a 1984 Subaru GL 4WD: "the car that's always in front of you."
  • Common Lisp is Howl's Moving Castle.
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DNA Lounge: Wherein are found photos and frustration.

Photos are up of the Stripmall Architecture + Claire Voyant + BloodWIRE show: a really fantastic show that not many people came to, despite it being (as far as I can tell) very heavily promoted. Stripmall/Halou have played here a number of times, and yet, when they play here we generally get less than half the turnout than they get when they play at Du Nord. I wish I had some idea what we're doing wrong. It's incredibly frustrating.

You won't be seeing very many live shows here for a while, because we're again without a talent buyer. The last guy succeeded in booking only hiphop and reggae, because that was all that interested him. I could have gotten over the fact that I'm completely uninterested in those genres if we hadn't also lost money on almost every show. But, that turned out to be a mind-blowingly expensive six month experiment.

Quite a few times here, we've ended up hiring people to do jobs that they've never done before, or promoted existing employees into said jobs. Sometimes that works out ok, but for this job, failure is really expensive. When you're booking shows, you have to spend a bunch of money long before the show happens, in the form of advances, advertising, etc. So you might have a ton of money out there on show number six before show number one has even happened. That makes it hard to tell whether things are going well or poorly until a whole lot of money has already been spent.

You'd be surprised how hard it is to find someone with experience as a venue's talent buyer. You can shake a tree and have twelve promoters fall out, but it's not quite the same job (even though most of them assume that it is).

This time I'm hoping to find someone who has actually done the job before, preferably someone who's doing it right now at some other venue. Someone whose phone already contains the numbers of the various talent agencies, and has relationships with the useful people there, because their last job also involved spending all day on the phone with those people.

Know anybody? Send them my way.

Meanwhile, we've got this shiny new all-ages permit, and very few shows that are taking advantage of it. We ought to be having twelve or sixteen live shows a month, and we average around three.

Plus now it's the end of the year, and with the single exception of New Year's Eve, the club business is usually in the toilet from December through the end of February. People just don't go out. (We sometimes get one or two company holiday parties, and those help, but that's pretty rare.) Also, as far as we can tell, business has been significantly down for almost all clubs in SF this year compared to last year. Why? Who knows. Gas prices are probably a good guess.

It really was a good show.

But its turnout is just loudly reminding me that when I opened this place seven and a half years ago, my goal was live music. And though we've been not-entirely-unsuccessful as a dance club, we've been pretty solidly failing at that live music thing the whole time. Not to mention, not making a dime.

It's very frustrating.


mixtape 057

Please enjoy jwz mixtape 057. I think this one came together pretty well.
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Current Music: as noted