Pointy, too.

Last night I dreamed I had a bad cold and was coughing up phlegm, except instead of phlegm, it was two-headed centipedes with beaks.

You're welcome.

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25 Responses:

  1. phreddiva says:

    Can't you just have finished that off by writing "your welcome", thus irking me on all levels?

  2. eviltwinii says:

    Sounds like a nasty bug.

  3. You know what that means, right??

  4. ksilebo says:

    I wish my dreams were as awesome.

  5. buz says:

    STOP HAVING THOSE SICK FANTASIES ABOUT MY MOM!!!

  6. ultranurd says:

    Two weeks ago I had a dream where you hunted me down and beheaded me for leaving inane comments in your blog.

    OH MY GOD IT'S ALL COMING TRUE.

  7. lirion says:

    You know, as someone who is currently sick enough to be coughing so hard I'm vomiting up phlegm that's all kinds of wrong. Just sayin'.

    I don't need the visual image. Though it might explain why my throat feels like I've been gargling razorblades...

  8. elevatordown says:

    I'll tell Mike and Chris from Insect that they're poisoning the dreams of their audience.

  9. loftwyr says:

    What colour were they?

  10. azul_ros says:

    huh. I was holding a friend's pet centipede (or maybe it was a millipede?) last night. There was no beak.

  11. scullin says:

    I'm sorry, to be clear, were these centipedes with heads at both ends, or centipedes in a 'Y' configuration?

  12. revglenn says:

    how very freudian.

  13. xenogram says:

    I'll have what he's having.