Bring me your wives' earings

There are so many jokes to choose from here, I'll just steal kfringe's:

Irony is dead. Irony is risen. Irony will come again.
Devout pray to golden calf; godless heathens cackle.


11 Responses:

  1. blaisepascal says:

    I hadn't read the CBN bio until now (I'd read Wonkette and PZMyer's takes), but that's just ultimately ironic.

  2. spike says:

    ...paging Mr. Bartleby and Mr. Loki...

  3. colubra says:

    Thank you for using the word 'irony' properly, after about 8 people on my flist not doing so.

  4. baconmonkey says:

    In January of this year, Cindy Jacobs was in a worship service when the Lord spoke to her, "Cindy, the strongman over America doesn't live in Washington, DC - the strongman lives in New York City! Call My people to pray for the economy."

    This is baffling for a non-obvious reason. Praying is asking god for something. Why would an omniscient deity tell someone to organize a group of people to nag it incessantly about something?

    Matthew 19:24
    And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

  5. gible says:

    Isn't that McCain holding the left horn?

  6. I liked the macro that said, "SMITING BY JEALOUS GOD TO BEGIN IN 4... 3... 2..."

  7. pyrop says:

    Next stop: sacrificing children to Moloch.

  8. mcity says:

    I swear, I'm not with those guys.