There are so many jokes to choose from here, I'll just steal kfringe's:
Irony is dead. Irony is risen. Irony will come again.
Devout pray to golden calf; godless heathens cackle.
I hadn't read the CBN bio until now (I'd read Wonkette and PZMyer's takes), but that's just ultimately ironic.
...paging Mr. Bartleby and Mr. Loki...
Thank you for using the word 'irony' properly, after about 8 people on my flist not doing so.
In January of this year, Cindy Jacobs was in a worship service when the Lord spoke to her, "Cindy, the strongman over America doesn't live in Washington, DC - the strongman lives in New York City! Call My people to pray for the economy."
This is baffling for a non-obvious reason. Praying is asking god for something. Why would an omniscient deity tell someone to organize a group of people to nag it incessantly about something?
also
Matthew 19:24
And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
I prefer this one:
(From: http://www.ibored.com/2008/10/photos-from-zombiecon-2008.html)
As you should.
It seems like you were holding onto that photo waiting for the opportunity to use it. XD I would. o_O
Isn't that McCain holding the left horn?
I liked the macro that said, "SMITING BY JEALOUS GOD TO BEGIN IN 4... 3... 2..."
Next stop: sacrificing children to Moloch.
I swear, I'm not with those guys.