A penis ocean. Yes, a penis ocean.

Here is some surreal french cartoon porn
masquerading as a condom PSA:

The one for the other team is marginally less bizarre:

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11 Responses:

  1. elena says:

    I'm scarred for life, like I was after that Orangina commercial.

  2. baconmonkey says:

    I so do not want to use a product that is likely to launch itself into my urethra.

  3. belgand says:

    The male version just plain makes a lot more sense. It's still quite bizarre, but the girl being in the condom and such just felt like they didn't entirely grasp the mechanics of heterosexual sex.

    James Jean does a pretty great job, as usual, on the posters at least.

  4. chaosmeika says:

    Is anyone else getting question marks over these quicktime links? I want to know if it's just me or not.

    • pvck says:

      yeah, me too. I also have a lot of difficulty actually playing the clips from the site, every 50 frames or so I get 50 white frames, but they show up if I scrub. *shrug*, I'm going to say some weird embedded flash player on the site, but I don't care enough to slog through their code.

    • remaker says:

      I get the failed Quicktime "Q?" as well. With no additional useful diagnostic information.

      FF 3.0.3, if that matters. And a relatively slow connection (768k).

    • I think they're doing some referer thing. The .mp4 URL gives me a bunch of redirects which end up at a blog site hosting the videos.

  5. pvck says:

    Man, the Ball! Of! Booooooobs! totally gave me a Fritz the Cat flashback.

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