Date: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:21:26 -0700
From: "Katie Price" <darsan08@gmail.com>
To: jwz@jwz.org
Subject: Oh Yeah????
......well don't get so distrressed.,......did I happen to mention that I'm NOT impressed?
"I am someone you do not want to fuck with" well guess what douchebag,,,,, NEITHER AM I....*sigh* there is SO MUCH that you have NO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT... so why don't we start with the fact that shipley has been on your ass on the behalf of the CIA the entire time you have known him - im not even sure this is worth the energy it takes to type this... ok, poor Axl made the sad mistake of calling the GnR album "Use Your Illusion" he did not understand that it would bring the establisment down on his ass.. the same way with you... u did not understand that what you did pissed off the top 1%... I seriously doubt there is anyone in your life that u can trust.;...realistically, the world at this point is being run by 80 year old people who still hold control over their money.. like Irwin Jacobs... so in order to play this game u need to understand the mindset of someone like that and the fact that it has to do mostly with religious ideology... yes, Marty Pasetta is a fucking racist asshole, and so are most of the studio heads that run hollywood, basically it is up to people in our generation to subvert the power that rules until these motherfuckers die off... and even then they will configure their wills to continue to carry out their ignorance...
i mean.. i have had to become something other than human to survive this far... but u have gone in the wrong direction.. so fuck you and ur marque de sade retard bullshit... heaven and hell does not exist in the biblical sense... but it does exist... and the rest of eternity is a VERY long time to spend in a place like hell.... u might want to give that some serious consideration before it's too late u fucking dumbass
This is fucking Art, man. They just don't make really great crazy like this any more.
one of those weird spam filter evasion tests that spammers tend to send out?
I used to collect spam like this, but I haven't seen any in a while. I think my ISP's filters have gotten better.
Hard Drugs: don't do 'em.
she is right, that stage right mic was sounding a little muffled last night.
wait... shipley? like, pete shipley?
Is this you asking me for an explanation?
this was more me wondering out loud if that's somehow a window into the madness, and if shipley knows this person personally.
It's dis.org fan mail too! Two for the price of one!
The best I could come up with is that Pete Shipley's semen causes schizophrenia.
She's no Nicky the Goth though.
Or maybe Pete Shipley really does work for the CIA. Wouldn't surprise me.
Possibly, he reminds me of the civil servants I've met at the DMV and all those TLAs are alike.
this is the best rumour ever!
Stegonographic bot-to-bot traffic.
JWZ may not be a poet and prize winning author whose pithy writings liberate the soul from the grim meathook future etc etc, but I think it's going a bit far to call him a bot.
aside to jwz: ask her out; crazy = hot sex, ergo this must be the lay that wears you down to a contented nub.
It's an early draft of an upcoming McCain speech.
Hee hee hee ... =snort= ... hee hee ...
Umm, was anyone there able to catch what she was actually angry about?
I kinda lost track of things when it span off and started carrying on about the Illuminati and other such conspiracy bullshit.
Violet Femmes reference would normally be FTW, but in this case is only made of dumb.
I wonder why Shipley would be working with the CIA? I mean, you haven't left the country in years right? Wouldn't that be the purview of the FBI instead?
And I'm sure he/she/it means something else, but I could just imagine some chick with cyborg implants tying furiously in a dimly lit parents-basement somewhere.
...
*drinks fifth of vodka*
Nope, still doesn't make sense.
Um. Parts of this made a kind of sense. That's a bad sign right?
It has just enough of a progression to it that it might not be spam... I don't know. I've known lots of crazy people though. I was listening to this one schizophrenic I know on a pseudo word salad rant once and in the middle of it, he said "You know, save the planet, eat a vegetarian." Totally lost my shit. That's bumper sticker quality.
Kids, Don't snort your Ritalin and go online.
a markov chain seeded with bitterness and conspiracy maybe?
...what?!?!
I wish I got e-mails like that.
Join the FBI and you can read jwz's.
Ellipses followed by a subject change are a fairly good diagnostic for schizophrenia.
Its code for "the CIA and other three letter government agencies have you under surveillance. They will stop at nothing to stop your subversive plan to support live music. The falcon has landed and the DJ saved my life." You didn't really think they were just gonna let you have an 18 and over license without any strings attached did you?
I think you chould cover the roof of the DNA with Aluminum foil, just as a precaution...
My first thought was that it had to be from a SUV owner afraid of building pedestrian malls South of Market.
Somebody drank a six-pack of crazy for breakfast.
Sounds like you're the end-node equation for someone with schizophrenia trying to puzzle something out. I wouldn't take it personally, unless she shows up on your doorstep.
Sounds like he is trying to get you to accept Christ as your savior. Like a missionary on crack, I guess. This is exactly the message of most missionary churches - the world is evil and is dead set to ruin you, personally; you can't change it; better join our gang (I mean, church) in order to survive.
Check out the throwaway gmail address, darsan08: "Darsan is the act of seeing and being seen by the Gods." Religious nutjob, writ large. Or a charter member of the tinfoil hat set.
Needs more RUSSIAN COSMOSPHERES.
so fuck you and ur marque de sade retard bullshit...
I think that is the key to figuring it all out. Or maybe just the BEST LINE EVAR.
"i have had to become something other than human to survive this far"
Clearly schizophrenia.
Do you know this person? If not, it's probably some sort of spam that I don't understand. I get weird spam like this every day in work email. It's usually less lucid than this one - which isn't saying much.
It's a clever subterfuge to post this as a "crazy rant," when clearly she has you nailed, sadist.
very carefully crafted dadadodo input?
I've actually been getting a lot of stuff like this as a way of beating conventional spam filters. I've seen...
1. Nonsense strings of words.
2. Nonsense strings of words with correct grammatical structure (subject, verb, object as in "Colorless green ideas speak furiously.")
3. Some delusional, conspiracy-theory rambling.
4. And, my favorite, a travelogue from some "dear friend" having a miserable time in Italy.
And all so that they can sell me penis cream and videos of Angelina Jolie nekkid.
Still, what you've got there is comedy gold.
I've seen the fnords.
The great things is that the spelling is impeccable, aside from the capitalization and cringe-inducing use of texting shortcuts.
And, hey, they use some of my favorite curse-combinations. "Fucking dumbass". I mean, c'mon! ROCK!
I am apparently on the mailing list of some paranoid schizophrenic guy who happens to have a Polish name. (Maybe he just emails other people with Polish-looking names?) He occasionally sends me treatises on how Bush and Cheney (and other people in the government) are making his internet connection slow and other things to make his life difficult.
I wrote to her with a reasonably specific guns and roses question. She wrote back with a
reasonably specific answer. So I'm thinking we can rule out spam/bot/dissociated press.
My vote is drugs. Or drugs plus guns and roses.
I think I once grabbed some emacs lisp from somewhere that could output text like this...