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Damned autoloading plugins... grumble grumble.
It doesn't autoplay for me. Presumably that has something to do with the fact that I typed "autoplay=false", but who the fuck knows what happened to it after it went through the LJ-embed-meatgrinder.
Yeah, and it somehow manages to not cache the content, so every time I reload my friends page it starts downloading from scratch.
LJ has a flag to place hold media.
Do they speak English on What?
Sorry. That should have been "placeholders" and it can be found on this page: http://www.livejournal.com/manage/settings/
So if I wear Lynx, women will tear me limb from limb to consume my still living flesh?
Awwwright!
Apparently you regenerate before the next scene, too. Chocolate Wolverine! He's the best at what he does, and what he does is delicious.
The best one is the woman who takes a bite from behind and looks like she's got shit on her face.
Autoplaying video is lame... put it behind an lj-cut at least.
Like I said, it doesn't autoplay for me.
Check your Quicktime Plug-in settings. Mine are set to off by default, and it doesn't autoplay for me.
I'm cringing in anticipation of the inevitable "junk in a box" reference avalanche.
It's my hand in a... oh, you've spoiled the fun.
I wonder if everybody complaining about it autoplaying has "Play movies automatically" checked in their QuickTime preferences. 'Cause I don't. And it didn't autoplay.
Women and chocolate are the new kittens and milk! The new hoboes and pie! The new way to sort of insult race and gender and the good people at Hershey all in one go!
There are good people at Hershey?
Fewer and fewer every time this sort of cocoaphobic propaganda runs rampant.
Only since they bought Scharfenberger. And even then I think the Scharfenberger folks like to pretend that never happened.
Leftfield and Afrika Bambaataa called; they want their concept back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oROl-mWv0mc
I'm not so sure I want my man to smell like
chocolateartificial chocolate.I want to see a thousand Gingerbread Men take this guy down! Now!
This was totally horrifying.
Reminds me this:
Hm. Totally broken here, on two browsers (Safari & Camino). I just get the Quicktime Q overlayed with a white question mark.
Me too. Looks like they're doing some sort of referrer-based redirect -- the embedded .mp4 URL actually returns an http redirect to a blogspot page which has the (same) mp4 embedded in it. Yay internets.
Hi, I'm DeK, the owner of "No Fat Clips!!!"
Sorry for the redirect, but embedding clips on your homepage is a bad idea and a huge waste of bandwidth and resources. Feel free to link to my blog or even directly to the file, or use a script to launch the clip on request, whatever doesn't overload my server with useless traffic, slowing down the website.
Thanks
DeK
S'ok, I didn't need to see it anyway - a preferred link to it would have been helpful.