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If You Put That Picture On The Internet I'll Call My Lawyer:
"Of course, he didn't like that very much, and at that point told me that if I put his picture on the internet, he would call his laywer. I assured him that his photo would be on the internet, and he then walked up and grabbed my camera lens."

Also, 'Three Pony Rule' Invoked to Cut Former NFL Player's Monthly $18K Child Support:

While acknowledging there are unique problems with determining the reasonable needs of children of high-earning families, the court said trial judges should nevertheless avoid overindulgence -- citing the doctrine of In re Patterson, 920 P.2d 450 (Kan. App. 1996), that "no child, no matter how wealthy the parents, needs to be provided [with] more than three ponies."

[...] "The court made no distinction between what needs were reasonable, given the age of the children, and what simply amounted to a 'fourth pony,'" wrote Parker, who was joined by Judges Rudy Coleman and Thomas Lyons.


25 Responses:

  1. joel says:

    Bluetooth headset? Check
    Leather jacket? Check
    Slicked back hair. Check

  2. 1) And NOW he's been on jwz. Isn't he happy about THAT.

    (Can't wait till he shows up at the club looking for you. We'll tell him you're jna.)

    2) Hooray for breaking the 3-pony rule! *caper*

  3. xephyr says:

    Too bad the angry man picture isn't in 3D.

  4. pdx6 says:

    If You Put That Picture On The Internet I'll Call My MommyLawyer:

  5. twiin says:

    My favourite part:

    Those "needs," wrote Appellate Division Judge Lorraine Parker, included the children giving their nanny a 10-day vacation in Jamaica; diamond jewelry for their grandmother; $30,000 yearly for landscaping expenses; $36,000 a year for "equipment and furnishings"; and $3,000 yearly for audio visual equipment. Jean set their clothing needs at $27,000 a year, since the children needed new outfits every time they saw their father and one of them demanded a new purse every time she left the house.

  6. ultranurd says:

    The composition is nice, I like that you can't see his yelling mouth behind his pointing hand.

  7. baconmonkey says:

    Da Fonz don't like havin his picture taken.

  8. kumimonster says:

    oh that's a great shot.

  9. buz says:

    oh COME ON... I'm HOURS late on this and I'm the 1st to post this???

  10. employee3 says:

    The incident makes him Mr. Angry Overreaction, but the Jawbone makes him a douche.

  11. amaranthyne says:

    I'm still waiting on my first pony, and it remained my only financial goal in life...

    And I do mean that seriously.

  12. mcity says:

    Like Homer Simpson said, "First Amendment rules, privacy drools!"