This horrifying five-foot weapon has been recovered by police during a knife amnesty. The three-handled sword with a blade at either end, designed to be swung like a paddle, shocked officers who took custody of it.
A spokesman for police in Gloucester, where it was surrendered, said: "It is a particularly nasty weapon that can, literally, take someone's head off. We are very glad it is off the streets and we want more weapons handed in."
The blade is believed to be a stainless-steel copy of a Klingon weapon used in the science fiction series Star Trek. "It's an extremely dangerous weapon," said a martial arts expert last night.
Date: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:21:26 -0700
From: "Katie Price" <email@example.com>
Subject: Oh Yeah????
......well don't get so distrressed.,......did I happen to mention that I'm NOT impressed?
"I am someone you do not want to fuck with" well guess what douchebag,,,,, NEITHER AM I....*sigh* there is SO MUCH that you have NO FUCKING CLUE ABOUT... so why don't we start with the fact that shipley has been on your ass on the behalf of the CIA the entire time you have known him - im not even sure this is worth the energy it takes to type this... ok, poor Axl made the sad mistake of calling the GnR album "Use Your Illusion" he did not understand that it would bring the establisment down on his ass.. the same way with you... u did not understand that what you did pissed off the top 1%... I seriously doubt there is anyone in your life that u can trust.;...realistically, the world at this point is being run by 80 year old people who still hold control over their money.. like Irwin Jacobs... so in order to play this game u need to understand the mindset of someone like that and the fact that it has to do mostly with religious ideology... yes, Marty Pasetta is a fucking racist asshole, and so are most of the studio heads that run hollywood, basically it is up to people in our generation to subvert the power that rules until these motherfuckers die off... and even then they will configure their wills to continue to carry out their ignorance...
i mean.. i have had to become something other than human to survive this far... but u have gone in the wrong direction.. so fuck you and ur marque de sade retard bullshit... heaven and hell does not exist in the biblical sense... but it does exist... and the rest of eternity is a VERY long time to spend in a place like hell.... u might want to give that some serious consideration before it's too late u fucking dumbass