Chainsaw Maid

"Chainsaw Maid", the best zombie movie of the year:

"Bloody Date" is pretty good too:

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dnalounge update

DNA Lounge update, wherein girls will be boys who like zombies who like girls, or however that goes.
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"What black arts could have stripped this chocolate of its natural hue?"

Selections From H.P. Lovecraft's Brief Tenure as a Whitman's Sampler Copywriter
Chocolate Cherry Cordial

You must not think me mad when I tell you what I found below the thin shell of chocolate used to disguise this bonbon's true face. Yes! Hidden beneath its rich exterior is a hideously moist cherry cordial! What deranged architect could have engineered this non-Euclidean aberration? I dare not speculate.

Caramel Chew

There is a dimension ruled by a blind caramel God-King who sits on a vast, cyclopean milk-chocolate throne while his mindless, gooey followers dance to the piping of crazed flutes. It is said that there are gateways in our world that lead to this caramel hell-planet. The delectable Caramel Chew may be one such portal.

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