There are a lot of other amazing things on this guy's site too, like the electroshock helmet and whatever the hell this is.
And people say you're hard to shop for...
God, this is worse than furry porn.
Happened to stumble across this just a few minutes after reading your post:
And, oddly enough, the gallery includes your cenobites. There's other good stuff, though, like the octogenarian manikin with replaceable genitals.
nowt scary bout them, they're just 'phantom heads' used for practising dentisty :)