Now, I am not a Keanu-hater like so many people are.
He has been in many movies that I have enjoyed.
That is not the problem.
The problem here is that this movie is UNTOUCHABLE.
You do not fuck with The Day The Earth Stood Still.
Especially not with some particle-system nanotech nonsense
and a Precocious Child, WTF.
Four frames of Gort fan service at the end though.