Seriously? That's the weak-assed shit you bring to the fortune cookie game? Seriously?
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in bed.
Even prepending it with "you will" would have made it better.
That's old school. Haha!
except in bed.
"Lee explains how ... an overwhelming majority of fortune-cookie "fortunes" originate from one of two sources: Wonton Food in New York City or Steven Yang, who does not speak fluent English and works out of a warehouse in California."
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=19200355
I got this one a while back, which I really enjoyed:
Hot Sauce. I've never been ogled by a cookie before.
I got a blank fortune once.
Egan
You have no future, obviously.
Apparently.
Egan
My favorite fortune-cookie message: "Thanks for supporting our meth lab."
"...in bed."
Beats "You enjoy eating Chinese food." I think.
"That wasn't chicken".
As a friend of mine pointed out this week, it's certainly better than "psychics will lead police to your body."
The best cookie fortune I've ever gotten...
"Order more food now, you'll be hungry in an hour."
Usually it's something dumb like...
"You are popular."