"Do these pressure-pants make my butt look extraterrestrial?"

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28 Responses:

  1. vomitrocity says:

    Buble butt = stupid. :(

    • quercus says:

      You're going to love puberty, when it finally hits.

      • vomitrocity says:

        lolGee, I wish I knew where this attempt at mocking me was headed. XD

        Are you telling me that I'm supposed to be attracted to the huge-assed female, as in "Dat chick's totally effin' hot!"?

        Or are you telling me that as a female I should have a huge ass, as in "I'm pretending that you are a pre-teen and telling you that once puberty hits your ass will get huge"?

        Or just maybe you have just hit puberty yourself, and as such, feel the need to make everything into a sexual reference, and also feel compelled to think that any female with any emphasis drawn on her butt or boobs is inherently attractive.

        You poor boy, it'll be ok.
        Your hormones will calm down in about 15-20 years or so and you can live a moderately normal life again.

  2. quercus says:

    You think that stick-like waif actually has a discernible butt?

  3. kimberley66 says:

    I think she needs to be fed more that she needs the butt cage.

  4. moonracer says:

    I'm imagining an air pump rhythmically inflating and deflating the ass to create a creepy breathing/pulsating ass effect. Hot!

  5. inkbot says:

    imagine it on j-lo.

  6. lilamp says:

    i would kill to acquire the last dress in that set (which you didn't feature)...

  7. azul_ros says:

    I don't know if that horrible posture comes naturally or if the photographer/art director made her do that. Maybe it's the way the gear fits? It distracts from the style of the odd clothing. That second one almost looks as if she has some futuristic creature sitting on her shoulder. And hey, isn't that like parachute material in those pants & skirt? How bizarre.

  8. jakenelson says:

    The title and first couple pictures reminded me distinctly of this.

  9. latemodel says:

    You have the wrong song listed as your music.