“這就是我們如何軋輥”

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22 Responses:

  1. taiganaut says:

    It appears the Chinese are not so well versed in tactics these days. :P

  2. skreidle says:

    I don't care what the experts say...

    It's been one of the longest-standing military axioms in United States history - "You can't win a land war in China."

    Oh yes you can. And here's why.

  3. chuck_lw says:

    One step closer to the armored version...

  4. flipzagging says:

    Neutralizing crowds with laughter?

    Also, I want to see what recoil looks like when they fire. Do they start bobbing back and forth? Or does the Segway roll backwards to compensate?

  5. wasteddream says:

    In no way can this be worth the money it cost to buy those things.

  6. remaker says:

    Mechanized infantry: yer doin' it wrong.

  7. lordshell says:

    *blinks*

    What . . . the . . . fuck?

  8. pozorvlak says:

    Apparently Google campus security ride around on modded Segways with shields on the front.

  9. travisd says:

    I just have visions of the recoil sending them all rolling backwards at a high rate of speed.

    And is it just coincidence that there are the same number of chinese characters in the title as the phrase "I for one welcome our new Segway riding overlords?"

  10. poisonedpure says:

    I think I laughed so hard at this a little wee came out.

    That's awesome. I want an army of soldiers on really segways too!
    no, wheely I do! *boom boom tish*

    So what can we call them?
    "(star)ting to roll troopers"
    "Go(Fed) with the Moped"

    I dunno, it's late and I am out of bad puns for the night.

  11. rapier1 says:

    I actually think this could be useful for a quick reaction force in a urban environment. Getting outflanked sucks - getting outflanked by a bunch of guys on segways would suck even more. I don't think you'd be able to lay much accurate fire from one of these platforms but you could do enough suppressing fire to pin people down.

  12. pezking124 says:

    This is why you should never get involved in a land war in Asia...

  13. phoenixredux says:

    Fine. I'm installing stairs around my secret lair.

  14. earle says:

    But are those actually Segways, or Chinese knockoffs?