“這就是我們如何軋輥”

15 years ago

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22 Responses:

  1. taiganaut says:
    15 years ago at 7:28 pm

    It appears the Chinese are not so well versed in tactics these days. :P
  2. skreidle says:
    15 years ago at 7:29 pm

    I don't care what the experts say...

    It's been one of the longest-standing military axioms in United States history - "You can't win a land war in China."

    Oh yes you can. And here's why.
  3. chuck_lw says:
    15 years ago at 7:48 pm

    One step closer to the armored version...
  4. flipzagging says:
    15 years ago at 8:39 pm

    Neutralizing crowds with laughter?

    Also, I want to see what recoil looks like when they fire. Do they start bobbing back and forth? Or does the Segway roll backwards to compensate?
  5. wasteddream says:
    15 years ago at 8:49 pm

    In no way can this be worth the money it cost to buy those things.
  6. remaker says:
    15 years ago at 9:03 pm

    Mechanized infantry: yer doin' it wrong.
  7. leolo says:
    15 years ago at 10:04 pm

    OPERATOR!
  8. lordshell says:
    15 years ago at 3:12 am

    *blinks*

    What . . . the . . . fuck?
  9. pozorvlak says:
    15 years ago at 3:28 am

    Apparently Google campus security ride around on modded Segways with shields on the front.
  10. travisd says:
    15 years ago at 5:57 am

    I just have visions of the recoil sending them all rolling backwards at a high rate of speed.

    And is it just coincidence that there are the same number of chinese characters in the title as the phrase "I for one welcome our new Segway riding overlords?"
  11. poisonedpure says:
    15 years ago at 7:01 am

    I think I laughed so hard at this a little wee came out.

    That's awesome. I want an army of soldiers on really segways too!
    no, wheely I do! *boom boom tish*

    So what can we call them?
    "(star)ting to roll troopers"
    "Go(Fed) with the Moped"

    I dunno, it's late and I am out of bad puns for the night.
  12. rapier1 says:
    15 years ago at 7:41 am

    I actually think this could be useful for a quick reaction force in a urban environment. Getting outflanked sucks - getting outflanked by a bunch of guys on segways would suck even more. I don't think you'd be able to lay much accurate fire from one of these platforms but you could do enough suppressing fire to pin people down.
  13. pezking124 says:
    15 years ago at 9:43 am

    This is why you should never get involved in a land war in Asia...
  14. phoenixredux says:
    15 years ago at 10:20 am

    Fine. I'm installing stairs around my secret lair.
  15. earle says:
    15 years ago at 5:51 pm

    But are those actually Segways, or Chinese knockoffs?

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