- Awesome. This is the movie that Planet Terror wished it was.
- A lot of fun in the way that Evil Dead 2 and Night of the Creeps were fun.
- Killer hair extensions! Hairy tongues! Hair that bleeds!
- A formerly-conjoined twin is (maybe) haunted by her dead sister. The ending is a little predictable, but it was well done.
- A fun 30s-scifi-serial style flick made with no money. Has the kind of campy earnestness that Raiders of the Lost Ark did.
- Ok I said I wasn't going to review the movies that sucked, but seriously, stay the hell away from this one. This was some serious bullshit. It wasn't even as good as Gunhed or Death Machine, which movies it desperately wanted to be. And yes, those movies sucked too. But this not only sucked but was also completely redundant.
I didn't review any of last year's Hole Head movies, so better late than never I guess. Here are the ones that I remember being worthwhile. There may have been more, but their web site has gone stale, so I can't look up the schedule to figure that out.
- A bunch of art-school douchebags decide to kill someone for an art project. Hijinks ensue. Hilarious if you enjoy seeing art school douchebags get gored.
- In the Peak Oil future, nerd figures out that his car runs on blood, gets babes. Pretty funny.
- This was, basically, The Crow in Mexico. But it was pretty good. Certainly better than any of the "real" Crow sequels.
- A bunch of people sit around and talk to their friend who claims to be thousands of years old. It's a lot more compelling than it sounds.