There should be Groundhog Day gifts.
It should be the same gift every year.
I've been seeing a lot of people walking around with t-shirts with this logo on them: . You probably think that logo means "POWER!!" You are wrong. Your shirt doesn't say "POWER!!", it says "I'm a dumbass", because that logo actually means "Standby". Its use is governed by the "Energy Star" standard. The logo for "power" is . The logo for "off" is . Sometimes (but not often), you'll see "on" and "off" combined as .
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