26 Responses:

1. structurefall says:

   15 years ago at 3:48 pm

   this is possibly the best thing you have ever posted. i applaud it.

   • bdu says:

     15 years ago at 4:27 pm

     Seconded, though they do have some curious notions of causality in an alterable timeline.

2. skywaterblue says:

   15 years ago at 3:55 pm

   Hahahah. *dies*

3. the_p0pe says:

   15 years ago at 3:59 pm

   this is truly what the internet was created for.

   • lafinjack says:

     15 years ago at 9:31 pm

     Much like your mom.

4. bladerunner says:

   15 years ago at 4:02 pm

   btw, i've stolen your userpic, but i give credit - can i use it sometimes as secondary? i love it

   • wikkit42 says:

     15 years ago at 7:30 pm

     You will likely get made fun of and/or be derided. Look a the length of his flist, then figure the odds that any one of them will see you reusing his icon.

     • bladerunner says:

       15 years ago at 7:31 pm

       being polite doesn't hurt, does it?

       • lafinjack says:

         15 years ago at 9:32 pm

         In a barbarian society, politeness cuts deep.

         • bladerunner says:

           15 years ago at 9:39 pm

           please elaborate
           what you say has a myriad of meanings, thus rendering the phrase meaningless

           • lafinjack says:

             15 years ago at 6:59 pm

             Judging by the timestamp, I was pretty smashed when I made the comment. Your guess is as good as mine.

5. joel says:

   15 years ago at 4:34 pm

   Sir, I must applaud you on pointing me towards this amazing piece of literature. My children and their children will benefit from this, I am sure of it.

6. theaggregator says:

   15 years ago at 5:41 pm

   Okay, that was good.
   simple, but funny.

7. dsgood says:

   15 years ago at 5:43 pm

   Thanks for that one!

8. _candide_ says:

   15 years ago at 6:11 pm

   And, once again, jwz proves that he is still Teh Awesum!

9. fantasygoat says:

   15 years ago at 6:49 pm

   No wonder the Time Lords were so cranky.

   • editer says:

     15 years ago at 11:01 pm

     Not to mention the Department of Temporal Investigations.

10. kencf0618 says:

    15 years ago at 7:37 pm

    Personally, I'd improve Fanny Kaplan's aim.

11. spendocrat says:

    15 years ago at 8:42 pm

    Nice in the same way as "They're Made of Meat"

    • lafinjack says:

      15 years ago at 9:46 pm

      For once, you are correct, sir.

    • valacosa says:

      15 years ago at 3:30 pm

      I didn't make that connection myself, but you're right.

12. editer says:

    15 years ago at 11:03 pm

    Wish I could remember whom to credit for this one:

    "This is why there was no room at the inn in Bethlehem.

    Fucking tourists."

13. korgmeister says:

    15 years ago at 1:20 am

    Best point would have to be SilverFox316 deriding SneakyPete for being a n00b.

14. luserspaz says:

    15 years ago at 4:15 am

    Given the state of the internet, I feel like people wouldn't bother killing Hitler, they'd just rickroll him.

15. andrewducker says:

    15 years ago at 2:05 am

    You may also like:
    http://www.subterraneanpress.com/index.php/magazine/winter2007/fiction-missives-from-possible-futures-1-alternate-history-search-results-by-john-scalzi/

16. qiezi says:

    15 years ago at 3:09 pm

    *lolol*