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15 years ago

Tags: perversions

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16 Responses:

1. drreagan says:

   15 years ago at 2:20 pm

   Do they have handy 2-in-1 forms for saving time?

2. waider says:

   15 years ago at 2:44 pm

   It'd be more fun if someone pried off or blacked out the slash.

3. chuck_lw says:

   15 years ago at 2:45 pm

   Hope they don't get the paperwork mixed up. Because you wouldn't want to piss off an anti-gun sex offender.

4. keimel says:

   15 years ago at 2:46 pm

   "Fsck no, I ain't no prevert, I was there to register my guns!

   By the way, do you have any children? "

   or

   Registered sex offenders were opposed to having to wait in the same line as 'right wing gun nuts'. Harvey McFeelemup said "It's one thing to wear this scarlet letter, but to be associated with THOSE kinds of people, well, that's just something we're not accustomed to."

5. line_noise says:

   15 years ago at 2:49 pm

   Where are the "Doomed" and "Grim Meathook Future" tags?

   And is that JPEG compression artifacts or braille on the bottom of the sign?

   • jarmon says:

     15 years ago at 3:20 pm

     Braille. Government mandated. Makes it 10x funnier.

     • lafinjack says:

       15 years ago at 9:30 pm

       Your mom was government mandated.

     • loosechanj says:

       15 years ago at 9:44 am

       I think the funniest example of this were bathroom signs in a gov't building I worked in. Not next to the bathroom doors, but rather pointing the way down the hall.

   • fo0bar says:

     15 years ago at 7:27 pm

     Are you implying that blind people can't shoot guns wildly into the air and/or expose themselves in the park?

     • arn says:

       15 years ago at 10:22 pm

       Thanks. Now I have a mental image of blind people flashing trees and other inanimate objects.

6. rubberbondage says:

   15 years ago at 3:35 pm

   Pretty funny!

7. strspn says:

   15 years ago at 3:42 pm

   I wouldn't mind an interactive website where I could see which of my neighbors had handguns.

   • chuck4 says:

     15 years ago at 5:20 pm

     Or a nice computer. Or maybe big piles of cash.

     • xx_kitty_kat_xx says:

       15 years ago at 5:55 pm

       Perhaps one where you can see which neighbours have nice computers and/or big piles of cash and don't have handguns?

   • capo_mojo says:

     15 years ago at 12:07 pm

     If this website existed I would immediately feel compelled to acquire a handgun.

8. agentcooper says:

   15 years ago at 10:06 pm

   I can't believe I'm the first person to ask: so which were you there for?