jwz: unleash the björkbots

unleash the björkbots

14 years ago

Yes:

No:

Tags: a/b, mpegs, perversions, robots, the future

24 Responses:

sc00ter says:

14 years ago at 3:43 pm

Video is no longer available :(
- jwz says:
  
  14 years ago at 3:50 pm
  
  Apparently "no longer available" is how youtube now spells "this jackass disabled embedding".
  
  Fine, I replaced it with a lower-quality rip.
lovelybug says:

14 years ago at 4:01 pm

Hmm, worryingly sexy...
- morbid_curious says:
  
  14 years ago at 4:59 pm
  
  I'd suggest taking a cold shower, but... well.
elena says:

14 years ago at 4:14 pm

ew.
ultranurd says:

14 years ago at 4:45 pm

Giving sharp things to robots while you're naked just seems to be asking for trouble.
- abates says:
  
  14 years ago at 7:38 pm
  
  I just hope it's not running Windows.
kencf0618 says:

14 years ago at 6:03 pm

Creepy in a way I don't want to think about.
strspn says:

14 years ago at 6:38 pm

Why is this bugging women (per above)?
- korgmeister says:
  
  14 years ago at 8:20 pm
  
  Maybe they're afraid of potential competition =P
- alice_at_night says:
  
  14 years ago at 10:35 am
  
  mostly, I'm disturbed by her/its goatee.
- alostrael says:
  
  14 years ago at 2:13 pm
  
  It doesn't make sense to me either... I mean, some of us are already using the Sybian to make men expendable...
  
  I don't know any woman that would say no to Gigolo Joe.
- cnoocy says:
  
  14 years ago at 3:11 pm
  
  Well, it is pretty objectifying.
  - wikkit42 says:
    
    14 years ago at 4:40 pm
    
    It is an object.
- zapevaj says:
  
  14 years ago at 2:20 am
  
  I like how you've formed a conclusion about women based on a sample size of ONE. (kencf0618 is a boy, apparently.)
  
  I mean, don't be silly. The readership of this journal is probably 80% male, and the girls only pipe up when irked.
phoenixredux says:

14 years ago at 7:08 pm

Man, if you think it's expensive to replace razorblades now, just WAIT until you have to buy a new Bjorkbot every time they wear out.
- mhoye says:
  
  14 years ago at 8:54 pm
  
  "That part of the Bjorkbot isn't covered by the warranty, sir."
gths says:

14 years ago at 7:21 pm

That thing's gonna rust out before too long.
doctorfedora says:

14 years ago at 7:24 pm

I still don't quite understand why she's an asian robot-razor.
- korgmeister says:
  
  14 years ago at 8:21 pm
  
  Probably because pretty much everyone but the Japanese appear to have abandoned androids as being impractical.
- rhino_rex says:
  
  14 years ago at 9:06 pm
  
  because in the future everyone will be part Asian.
mattallen says:

14 years ago at 10:34 pm

http://www.raphaelibanez.com/videos/BUTTERFLY.flv
misterfister666 says:

14 years ago at 9:51 pm

I thought the water-flowing-upward shower was the sexiest part of the whole thing.
- lohphat says:
  
  14 years ago at 12:51 am
  
  That would mean you'd get former butt-rinse water up your nose.
  
  /not that there's anything wrong with that