this is, indeed, the State of the Union

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23 Responses:

  1. giles says:

    Wasn't this a Bill Hicks bit?

    I didn't even know American Gladiators was still on. And in HD! Are they using condemned criminals yet? Why am I asking you?

  2. chuck_lw says:

    The schedule is reversed in my timezone. That could put people in these parts in a whole different mental state?

    So are you supposed to have the gladiators kill one another before, or after the emperor speaks?

  3. lovelybug says:

    And afterwards, the purple veined dick jokes? /hicks

  4. baconmonkey says:

    and somehow you were not listening to Adam Freeland's "we want your soul"...

  5. lars_larsen says:

    I'm not sure which one would be more painful to watch.

    What I do want to watch, is someone pummeling dubbya with a tennis ball launcher on every applause line.

  6. strathmeyer says:

    Even worse is the fact that it's on all four networks. What's the point of something running on more than one channel? Guess I'll have to watch Ninja Warrior.

  7. _candide_ says:

    As a friend of mine used to say:

    "Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome.

    To the Fall of Rome."

  8. baconmonkey says:

    Instead, you could watch 4 Japanese guys, locked and a gymnasium for 24 hours and beaten by The Gimp and his clones in various ways.

  9. flipzagging says:

    How is Bush going to do his show if the writers are on strike?

  10. cryptomail says:

    That nookyular is an acceptable and good pronunciation.
    Over and over.
    And it's not that this hasn't been covered before.
    I know it has.
    But I'm still in a state of disbelief.